I like Final Fantasies. Why? Because they seem just that much more special because they’re “Final”. Being that there are 14 of them out or coming out now, they don’t seem very Final, huh?
This is art for a FFXIII pitch that failed… epically. Yes, epically.
“Pop, why did it fail epically” you may ask. (in the case you think that you didn’t ask, you did. Seriously. You did.)
Well, friends, this piece failed Epically because I wanted to use the word “Epic” somewhere. It’s the new “Tubular” but saying that this piece failed “tubularly” just doesn’t have the same literary bite nor eloquence as “epically”.
Yeah, I’m a writer.
Prose rolls off of me like raindrops. Or late spring showers. The light airy scent of which carries wafting through the breezy meadow gardens of deleterious, contravening disgorge. See that?
Sheer poetry. Yeah, I rock. Epically.