Do you ever get the feeling that you are the greatest Procrastinator in the universe?

Yeah, maybe not you, but I’ve just recently realized it. First off, the art store has been sitting unfinished for as long as I can remember. Sorry to all of the people who have sent me an email asking when it will be up. My bad. Although, in my weak defense, the wife designed this newest version of the site (props) but she used PHP, gawddamit! Well, for some of us who didn’t graduate majoring in Computer Information Systems, PHP is semi daunting… I barely know HTML. However, work has started on the Art store section, so everyone will be able to see the inventory. It’ BIG. Dang.
Lots. of. scanning.

Oh bought too much merchandise again. SLICKDEALS is evil…. Bought a 30″ Widescreen TV from Phillips for about 360 duckets. The retail is about a grand and some change. Also bought a new sound system for my PC. As if I needed it… BUT it was only 99 bones, it’s a: Creative Labs MegaWorks THX 6.1
That’s right! The wife has been a trooper about the purchases, but I’m sure a surprise divorce may be on the way!

Oh, I did get yelled at by the wife the other day. She was annoyed at all of the fan service I’ve been drawing in BLANK lately. Muwaahahahaha! Boobies floppin’ everywhere! For no apparent reason! Actually there is a reason. It’s a distraction from my craptastic writing abilities. “Stare at the boobies…. STARE at the boobies… This book is GoooOOOooood… There’s no story, but StaaaaAAAaaaare at the boooooooOOOOOOooooobies. Floppin’.”

That’s all the shiet I can muster from my mouth today. Y’know, it’s that time of the month… (for a new post, I mean…)